We now interrupt the 2010 NBA Finals with a word from Kobe. Wait, is this just a shameless plug for Vitamin Water? No, not at all. We hereby disclose that we are NOT affiliated with Vitamin Water, in any way. But they are featuring NBA players, how can we resist? Do you believe Kobe Bryant is the best player in the NBA? After all, if it wasn’t for Kobe and his sheer greatness, would the Lakers be in the position they are in today? Nevermind, the not-too-shabby roster, and perhaps the world’s most brilliant coach. The Lakers are 2 games away from securing their 5th championship in this decade led by the Kloser himself, Kobe. As suggested in the vid, is it case Klosed for the Celtics? Maybe it’s a little early to tell. In the meanwhile, to learn the definition of Klose, a la Kobe, read on.

And just for kicks, let’s resurrect Gatorade’s the Quest for G featuring Kevin Garnett. Will KG succeed in shushing his critics, prevent Klosure, and succeed in conquering the Holy Championship?

Vitamin Water? Gatorade? Your choice of athletic sports drink? Does it matter?

Lakers vs. Celtics. Are you chanting Boston Sucks or Beat LA? Let’s get back to the 2010 Finals, people. Priorities.